the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!
"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"
by Koala Beer July 13, 2005
Get the turtle headmug. An uncircumsized penis.
by mud909 May 31, 2009
Get the turtle neckmug. the act placing your hands flat on top of each other and moving your thumps in a circular motion, this is usually done when the room has fallen silent and every one is staring at each other awkwardly
by DancesNude March 8, 2011
Get the awkward turtlemug. To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.
Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.
by Joe K from MD May 5, 2007
Get the ninja turtlemug. Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!
You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
by Mothkilla March 6, 2009
Get the awkard turtlemug. Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?
Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.
Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.
Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.
Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.
by Brookola February 9, 2021
Get the Turtle backmug. by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021
Get the Turtle Dovemug.