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shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.
Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!
by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017
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shrug n' tug

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.
by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017
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Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
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In-N-Out 10

A girl who would not be considered a 10 under normal circumstances, but is a 10 due to the simple fact that she is in a fast food restaurant lobby where hot girls usually don't hang out.
Bro #1: Bro, check out that girl in the line that just ordered a double-double and fries!
Bro #2: Dude, she's a straight up In-N-Out 10!
by klmatthews20 February 22, 2014
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Skype ‘n Wipe

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.
Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Wiz N Woz

When you get so drunk you allow an Australian to paint a nude portrait of you while you pee.
"Dude. I got so wasted Friday night, I let that chick give me a proper Wiz N Woz."
by RealHarnold February 18, 2022
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