the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Bill Call

Top rated employee who asks many appropriate questions and finds many foods and drinks delicious, like tacos. Also has the best beard in Timewise history.

Can also describe a BAMF

Anthony: I wish I was kool like Bill Call

by Bill Call May 25, 2014

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

call partied

When you want to call your boyfriend but he is in a party with his friends on Xbox

Girl 1: I wanted to talk to James last night but he was in a party.

Girl 2: girl you totally got call partied.

by nochillgf September 8, 2015

Beaver call

The act of taking a deep breath and blowing it into the vagina during oral sex then release, the sound created mimics the queef but trumps it in comparison.

Adrian woke up the entire house performing the Beaver call on his old lady last night.

by Jdfire October 10, 2018