Bear Grills

a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.

I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.

by hoboslayer January 30, 2008

Chow Bears

To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.

Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.

"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"

"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."

"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"

Or...

"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"

- "Big time bro"

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

Trumpy Bear

An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.

"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."

by arf79 June 24, 2020

Bear Whisper

A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear

Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping

by Quantum of Balls May 12, 2009

Fight The Bear

A four piece band from the UK, offering music that is non genre specific and geographically oppose the pacific. Often described as "terrific" they remain for many, psuedoscientific.

You can listen to Fight The Bear here.

www.fightthebear.co.uk
www.facebook.com/fightthebearUK

by Ace Freaky July 9, 2010

Bear Wench

A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.

Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled

by Donkz June 28, 2011

Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.

Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...

by j-mut July 13, 2010