TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Turkey Necking

When a person's head jerks back and forth as they fall asleep while sitting.

That class was so boring I started turkey necking.

by Robotz February 10, 2006

turkey buzzard

a man of a certain age, say 50, who is desirous of slightly underage girls--a heterosexual congressman foley--a vile predator of innocents.

there is a true ghost, a ghoul actually, who roams the halls and lobby of the chelsea hotel preying on women of a certain age. a disapicable predator, the likes of a certain congressman from florida, who makes sport of filing notches on his unfortunate rifle when successful, and is vicious and bitter when shunned. buyer beware: we all know picasso was a vile pig with women - as for this "artiste," all of the acidic, noxious colors of oil paint splayed in demonic imagery on canvas is no excuse for a pompous turkey buzzard in paint splattered pants.

by col. warren j hendricks November 6, 2008

Turkey Punch

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011

Turkey Sub

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)

by wordgman November 4, 2007

Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.

Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.

by j0tc35v October 30, 2012