Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
by toejerk October 9, 2023
Get the English Classmug. Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
Get the Check English Lightmug. Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
Get the The English deathmug. American English, similar to Liberian English, Canadian English, and Sierra Leonean English, is an accent of English that Americans speak which dates back to the old British English from the 1600's/1700's.
American English being displayed as written below...
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?
Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.
( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?
Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.
( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
by Dalzvert January 18, 2022
Get the American Englishmug. A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
Get the English teachermug. A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
Get the Massimo Englishmug.