Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers

Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.

by J_Sierra February 9, 2010

Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

by StevenFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

by LogicXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

by sexytime113 February 4, 2010