Super Naked

When you are wearing nothing but a cape.

1. I was Super Naked the other day at Costco in one of those walk-in freezers wearing nothing but my cape.

2. I like to get Super Naked and go for a run.

by MelanieofCalgary March 15, 2014

Super straight

A phrase straight people came up with for attention.

Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop

by juneau_ March 7, 2021

super straight

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.

Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-

by Lof1 October 19, 2022

Super Player

Super Player is one who is so totally and utterly smooth that the person or people who are being "played" don't even consider the possiblity that they are being "played". Meaning instead of being looked upon and identified just based upon their appearance that they are a player, they are able fly in under the radar, and pick off their targets getting in and out without ever raising suspicion about their incredulour (or totally awesome, depending on your point of view) behaviour.

Andrew: "What did you do last night?"

Ian: "I met with Michelle at 7pm, and later Sara came over at 10pm?"

Andrew: "Didn't you get caught?!"

Ian: "On the contrary, they shook hands as one left and the other entered my apartment"

Andrew: "Wow, your a Super Player!"

by ShishiShishi August 1, 2010

super distance

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.

Its been a super distance since I saw you last.

by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011

Super Gangster

Something that impress you.

Those shoes is Super Gangster.

by Nikki and Ashleigh Patrick June 4, 2007

super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008