crack pipe

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole

1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.

by John Salvatore July 3, 2005

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 22, 2009

Pipe Organ

The act of, and the apparatus used in the act of inserting a silly straw into one's penis to be used as a vehicle for one's semen to make its way to a victim's face. The victim needs not give consent or even know that the act is taking place until it in fact has. The more complicated the silly straw, the better.

Joe gave Charlie a pipe organ with such a percussive blast that he temporarily lost all vision and the use of the left side of his body.

by J-Dizzy December 5, 2004

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

cutting pipe

To do something rebellious.

Did you see that guy graffiting the White House? Dude, that guy was totally cutting pipe!

by Black Leopard May 16, 2006

Peace Pipe

The act of a man sitting down crossing one leg behind a womens head while recieving a blow job, making her head unable to move and making her choke on his penis.

I gave Sandra the ol' Peace Pipe when she went down on me.

by RugbyGuy16 November 22, 2009

Cunt Pipe

A Rare form of vagina deformation(found in every 1/1000000 girls)which has several spike-shooting pipes which protrude 3-4 inches from the labia of the vag.
-Discovered by 011v3r N13m4nn, M4c L1nG0u$t4, AND D3r3K N1153n In LG, CA, CATS

Commonly used as an adjective for a girl who doesn't put out well.

Last night i fucked this crazy chick, she had a fuckin' cunt pipe man.

Dude i am so pissed, last night i was gonna get some but my girlfriend was such a cunt pipe.

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008