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online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
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suicidal sentence

a person that is giving a sentence, say that they want to kill themselves or just being suicidal and expressing it too someone or in a book that contains suicidal sentences.
suicidal sentence is someone expressing themselves to someone else.

for example;

person: you can tell me. what happened?
you (anyone): i hate myself so much. i want too rip my heart out so I can no longer breathe. no one wants me here, Im worthless, I’m useless, I hate everyone, and everyone hates me. I wanna stab myself, I wanna shoot my brains out, everyone wants me dead, even my parents, siblings, my cousins, aunts, uncles, my friends, literally EVERYONE. I hate my life. I’m gonna kill myself.

person: I am so sorry (name), I don’t think your worthless at all, you are a wonderful human being, those people don’t deserve you, I’ll be with you whenever you need me, I swear, you are not worthless, no one is worthless, everyone is special in their own way, you shouldn’t say those things about yourself, you are very precious too me. I swear, I’ll always be on you side, even when you need me the most, it doesn’t matter what your in trouble for or whatever, but just know I’m always on your side :).
by Изабель March 24, 2023
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Suicide stepping

When a person steps at the rear bumper of a moving vehicle when crossing the street
Did You Hear Jake Got Into Suicide Stepping
by DaddyKxle April 11, 2023
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Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.
"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."
by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015
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Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.
Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?
by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021
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Red Suicide

Red Suicide is a heavy metal band from Texas. They started in highschool, in the year of 2014, and have been together since.
Dude, did you go to the Red Suicide concert last night? It was rad.
by abexii May 8, 2019
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Suicide forest

A creepy forest in Japan that also has a movie after it called "The Forest". NEVER visit or sleep over. You will most likely die or go to an asylum.
Rando: Have you been to the Suicide forest? I have! tHis was my last year in the asylum
Me: What the ****
by Dark Rose 0910 May 14, 2019
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