fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

by Rob9001 February 7, 2010

Fury Potato

When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.

God Damnit I just fury potatoed.

by "Smart" October 3, 2018

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 10, 2004

potato

It's the secret plant praised by the world.

Can't find it anywhere. If you find it potato runs fast.

by Alabama Joe February 6, 2012

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010