Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.

Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack

by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

Phantom of the Opera

A little bitch who doesn't tell shit about themselves

"is that girl the phantom of the Opera or what?"

by Wolfie_the_winged December 23, 2018

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head

person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song

by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021

Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics

Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023