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San Francisco Sandals

Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.
by lcaf October 1, 2006
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San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.
I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.
by herb san October 21, 2010
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Dreamswap Ink sans

A bitch who works for a angry bird boi and has no friends besides his boss and other worker and is single and always will be
My friends: Who do you hate the most
Me: dreamswap ink sans
by Error sans best boi August 21, 2020
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San Diego Sandwich

A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.
Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!
by 707illa September 5, 2011
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San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.
"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."
by Lah22 October 4, 2011
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San Francisco Flu

by goojoo June 11, 2013
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San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal
by Biglad412 March 5, 2022
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