stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Callum Wood

Writer of the Cha Cha Slide

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

westhampton woods

There are so many fucking leaves and no one comes outside, they just are in their windows 24/7. I can see the inside of their house at night because they dont give a fuck about how bad and shit their room looks

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: At westhampton woods

Person 1: Fuck off

by maio poo October 26, 2020

Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023

Kelby Woods

A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture

Bro what up Kelby woods

by SneakySnake311 November 7, 2021