tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me June 10, 2018

Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.

Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"

by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019

Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded

Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.

by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023

tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

tard fucker

Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...

Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!

by wouldn't you like to know.... February 7, 2005