undeniable sex

the art of being so in love you are unable to deny the practice of sexual intercourse.

kylie: um chloe do you think at this point jen and landon are just having undeniable sex?
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it

by camixstylinson June 12, 2021

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.

His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.

by typesend December 30, 2011

sex

babies… just babies-

you: ayo wanna have sex?!?

*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok

by mar.. September 24, 2021

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Sex

Interaction between two bodies for sexual arousal that you will never get

I have lots of sex with your mom

by Yo esados nurchhos May 8, 2022