Saint Francis High School

The Lancers are located in Mountain View, CA on the bay area peninsula. Their school colors are brown and yellow because the school is full of bullshit. It's made up of rich entitled white kids from the Los Altos Hills, San Jose, Atherton, San Carlos, Burlingame etc. It is basically the school that rich parents can feel safe sending their kids too because all the public and even some private schools are filling up with Hispanics and Mexican immigrants. The families that can pay tuition which is a couple tens of thousands of dollars. They also have incredibly smart Asian and Indian kids that fill up a good portion of the school. Saint Francis kids wear uniforms like comfort vests because they're very soft and are used to a very polite non-confrontational lifestyle. The main drug of choice is weed and I guarantee you a Saint Francis kid will pay double to triple what the normal price of the weed you're selling is. The only plugs they have is kids with friends from other schools. They are an in line population of spoiled kids driving BMWs into the spaces bumping Kendrick or some shit to get attention. Also very few of them get jobs and they can somehow pay for gas to anywhere and buy designer everything. Also I'm sure only a couple people are on that nic device wave but I bet none smoke or drink at school or anything they jus listen all day like a bunch of sheep.

"Ayy bluhd I just sold this whiteboi an O for $350."
"Who the fuck bought all that shake?"
"A sophomore at Saint Francis High School g."

by creampiedurmombishsmd August 24, 2019

Nazareth Academy High School

Come sell your soul to the best all girls Catholic high school in Philly! Naz is represented by our awesome mascot, the mutant panda that bas fangs because it's very scary and intimidating. Eat amazing cafeteria food! Marvel at the varying temperatures throughout the school-be freezing in one room and melting in the next! Come to the second floor to be haunted by nuns! In the music department, be gaslit or bribed into playing an instrument! Have fun in art class! Naz truly has it all!

Person 1: does that girl go to Nazareth Academy High School?
Person 2: yeah it's so much better than Villa

by MinecraftNerd4000 October 28, 2022

Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!

Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high

by You will never see August 5, 2019

Big Spring High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.

We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!

So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.

Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.

So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.

I go to Big Spring High School every day.

by dinobush February 13, 2020

Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.

Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019

Whittier regional high school

this school is stupid as fuck. most of the kids here are drug addicts and get caught up in the bathroom smoking or vaping. kids come in high asf everyday. some of them are even alcoholics. there’s a kid who s/a girls and they told him don’t do it again. uhhh wtf. all the kids here are either trumpies, rich white people, poor people, or clowns. there’s no winning

“hey what school do u go to?” “ oh i go to the “best” school in mass Whittier regional high school.”

by your moms fav fag November 16, 2021

South Miami Senior High

A school full of pretentious shitheads who's only personality trait is that one time in middle school they did two hits of weed, so now they think they all hard n shit.

Yeah I went to South Miami Senior High, spent sophomore year a pothead

by cowlan January 17, 2020