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Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
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Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"
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balls

Look at his balls there so tiny LUCAS
by Bingle Bob May 2, 2022
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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
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balls

the balls is where piss and cum is stored. Piss is normally stored in the left ball this is why it hangs lower.
people who have piss in their right ball are very disgusting. This causes ball induced depression this is how people become furries.
(guy 1): my piss is stored in my right ball

(guy 2): your balls are weird
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Nancie blue balls

A pretty girl with lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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