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Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips
Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.
by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022
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Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017
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Sex Story

In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.

In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.

Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.

When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
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by EMD F59PHI December 15, 2024
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Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.
In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.
by Thenerdykitkat February 8, 2017
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Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).
Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3
by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022
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Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.
Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.
by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022
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Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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