Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021

Head-Dogging

69 position but intended for two homosexual men rather than the heterosexual counter-part

So I travelled to his house for a couple rounds of head-dogging before we both finished, and left.

by helloiamjacks October 27, 2022

Draft Dogged

When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.

I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.

by Mr. Zoog October 28, 2011

dog kin

A person treated as family due to a non-family relationship

We became so close to my son's now ex girlfriend she became a dog kin member of the family.

by StanDaMann June 20, 2022

Dog Water

1. (Adj)(Derogatory) Lacking in skill, abhorrent, disgusting, gross, trashy. May also be spelled as "dogwater". A term commonly associated with young players of the online multiplayer combat game "Fortnite", but can be used elsewhere.
The specific origin is unknown, apart from the closely related simile: "Smells like wet dog," which is used when deriding musty or unpleasant smells.

1. "My playing was Dog Water last round, I got killed almost immediately!"

2."I think that pool water has never been cleaned, I smell like absolute dog water after going for a swim."

by Broli Swoli December 9, 2023