Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy

"I would love a fat juicy truck."

by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021

Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014

American truck simulator

A Game where everyone likes to be internal fuckfaces and like to drive on the wrong side of the road also do not go to Lamar also when you crash into something or someone truck or car beep beep get banned noob

Ayo I just got American truck simulator

by WBAP November 30, 2021

Truck stop twerk

When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.

"Man, that toilet was so bad i swear i did a truck stop twerk for a solid 5 minutes."

by Dongledawg December 9, 2016

The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.

FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.

by Flickes October 22, 2018