Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025
Get the Flat Tiremug. Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015
Get the flat patmug. by C-Sikz August 7, 2011
Get the 20 Flatmug. A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.
by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025
Get the Broomhead Flatsmug. by Nightungale January 28, 2021
Get the Flat whitemug. Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters
by Oooofta October 19, 2020
Get the Rascal Flatmug. by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017
Get the flat-huntingmug.