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furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale May 18, 2018
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Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations
Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around
by Lord Profit November 11, 2019
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social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.
Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!
by Damecash January 29, 2021
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Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
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social bevis

Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis
by Crossover66 April 27, 2015
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Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
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Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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