snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.

Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!

by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.

Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad

by aceofspades8 December 12, 2017

smash day

Day for sex.

"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"

by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014

smash-banger

1. Relating to music production, in reference to a beat or song that gives you the tingles in your private areas.
2. A violent whore
3. A party where violent whores gather to both "smash" and "bang"
4. A word I made up for a potato-masher

1. Workin' on this smash-banger in the studio! I just came!

2. JESUS!! watch out for that smash-banger on the corner!

3. Whore: "You wanna go to this smash-banger later?"

Other whore: "of course I do. I'm a whore"

4. Potatoes are done! Hand me that smash-banger!

by Them Lost Boys December 30, 2011