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chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider
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Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.
by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010
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dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.
"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."
by jamesohoh7@txic May 3, 2010
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Sea weed in the ocean

A term used to describe the hair on your ass after a long, sweaty and usually hot day.
Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?

Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!
by Reed Garrison February 1, 2008
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bee bee sea

"Omg Becky he has such a Bee Bee sea!"
by foxx September 29, 2012
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sea world bitch

A girls that's really big like one of the whales at Sea World and even though she's really big she insists on wearing skimpy items of clothing.
Person 1: Did you see that big girl yesterday with the mini skirt.
Person 2: Yeah what a sea world bitch!
by IAMTHEMASTERMIND August 29, 2009
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Deep sea snorkel

Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.
Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.
by Suzydafluzy August 30, 2006
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