Somebody who is 40, but pretends to be in his 20’s as a way to make it look less weird that he hangs around juveniles. One who is also often seen at a playground even though he doesn’t have any children
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"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."
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Get the Tommy McMurty mug.Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.
Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?
Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.
Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.
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