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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train
Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.
last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.
by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020
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nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob
wow james is a nob twat
by Sex vibe July 23, 2018
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twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.
Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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