a male paternal figure who can often be mistaken for a gay father. He is in touch with his feminine side and can often be soft spoken, wearing sweat socks with dress shoes, a musty order, and can be very jovial in spirit
I know that guy is gay, but wait...he smells kinda bad...and he has like 8 kids...must be an Earthy Dad!
by temps 27 & 7 May 12, 2011
Get the Earthy Dad mug.A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.
It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
A preventable Dad Trade in the making
Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.
Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.
Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
by pitbear August 13, 2010
Get the Dad Trade mug.A dad year is the same as being gone until you want to come back. For example if the one you left wins a bunch of money. Or if u come back to someone and you didn't count all the years u were gone
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Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
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We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.
by Superbeebo January 24, 2011
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by tahOny May 26, 2018
Get the #1 dad mug.The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother
-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
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