When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug. Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022
Get the Glass Cannonmug. by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010
Get the Noob-Cannonmug. by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015
Get the Ass Cannonmug. Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019
Get the THOT Cannonmug. A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.
Girl 1: Have you met cannon?
Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...
Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...
by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022
Get the Cannonmug. by shifty hobo November 30, 2017
Get the Sailor’s Cannonmug.