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Trotsky's suicide

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.
- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"
by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021
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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end
by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019
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phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.
Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.
by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
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Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.
I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.
by Verboser284 April 20, 2020
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suicide coins

The attention one gets from acting openly depressed as if they are going to commit suicide.
MAN 1: "Man did you see what Jason posted on his story? I'm really worried about him."

MAN 2: "Nah fam. He's aight he's just doing that for attention. He's just tryna get suicide coins"
by HeyShane May 23, 2018
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suicidal sentence

a person that is giving a sentence, say that they want to kill themselves or just being suicidal and expressing it too someone or in a book that contains suicidal sentences.
suicidal sentence is someone expressing themselves to someone else.

for example;

person: you can tell me. what happened?
you (anyone): i hate myself so much. i want too rip my heart out so I can no longer breathe. no one wants me here, Im worthless, I’m useless, I hate everyone, and everyone hates me. I wanna stab myself, I wanna shoot my brains out, everyone wants me dead, even my parents, siblings, my cousins, aunts, uncles, my friends, literally EVERYONE. I hate my life. I’m gonna kill myself.

person: I am so sorry (name), I don’t think your worthless at all, you are a wonderful human being, those people don’t deserve you, I’ll be with you whenever you need me, I swear, you are not worthless, no one is worthless, everyone is special in their own way, you shouldn’t say those things about yourself, you are very precious too me. I swear, I’ll always be on you side, even when you need me the most, it doesn’t matter what your in trouble for or whatever, but just know I’m always on your side :).
by Изабель March 24, 2023
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fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
Eating these nachos is fart suicide.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019
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