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Grayden’s Dad

a dad with a son named grayden. the dad is an absolute dilf.
Girl 1: woah, that old guy is super hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, he must be Grayden’s dad
by Kate the Kween December 9, 2021
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Creepy Dad

A Man who has an overwhelmingly creepy presence... Most likely a bald man who follows there young daughters around
Sandy: Catherine is youir dad following us
Catherine: Yes....

Sandy: Your dad is a creepy dad.
by silyrabbit09 November 4, 2009
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Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend
Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s
by fwplask July 5, 2019
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Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+
Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019
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Mah Dad

A man who is very proud of his underachieving, pompous, and arrogant son. He looks to mold his son into what he could never be. Often severely out of shape, controlling, and hungry.

*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.
Mah Son: "Dude guys Mah Dad says I'm the best! I was doin' all these hot ass chicks and he was like yeah you go Mah Son! They wanted to feel my six pack. I think they underestimated me."
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"
by KyleKO June 27, 2011
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beer dad

Bill is such a beer dad p
by Jules123 November 20, 2015
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