Emperors Hand

When one busts a nut in his hand and slaps him/her across the face with it.

I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.

by Erica V November 23, 2016

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Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.

1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."

by RUMadbro August 4, 2011

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Shake a hand at it

When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.

When someones looks are neither good nor bad.

"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."

by jkalas October 9, 2009

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