A warm closing used in letters and emails to remind or exhort the reader to take deep breaths when stressed; to emphasize your wishes to share your feelings of calm or relief in the midst of chaos.

The Woosah Wednesday email, a spinoff of Wellness Wednesday email, reminds colleagues and friends to take necessary Woosah moments throughout the day. The signature block of the email is Woosahly yours,

Woosahly yours, by Big Less 64 February 26, 2025

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procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

procrastinating workaholic by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019

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Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

Shnooba wooka lube by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 29, 2022

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