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Derived from the noun "wife", it is used to indentify one's girlfriend (either signifying her potential as a wife, implying the presence of spousal attributes, or to indicate her ownage in order to fend off perverted dickheads who try and catch a look at one's girl.)
"She's more than my girl, she's my wifey."

"You lookin at my wifey, muthafucka!?"
wifey by ning August 31, 2004
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See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.
Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?
waffy by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
A girl that a boy really cares about. Not like all da rest of them B's that guys just get to do math(aka fuck).the boy luuurves this girl.
Paul: Nick is she your wifey?
Nick: yeah
Nick: She is the ideal woman
wifey by Hottiehotts November 9, 2006

Wifey material 

A loyal female , who hasn’t slept around , cleans /cooks , funny , smart , intelligent , and loving ...
She is also a person you could imagine carrying you children or as a loving wife

wiffle-waffle 

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.
"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
wiffle-waffle by BrettMan May 19, 2004
More than your average chick. She's the type you can kick it with, and you're proud to tell your boys about her. She's special and makes you think about keeping her around long time!
"That chick over there? Yeah she's my wifey"
Wifey by Risky_Rix March 19, 2009
The best friend anyone could ever ask for, she has a smile that could light up a million faces. No matter what happens she stays true to you, and your friendship couldnt be taken down by anything or anyone. Shes beautiful, there is nobody out there that could ever replace her. Shes perfect in every way, and her eyes are ocean blue, when the sun hits them they look like the sky ^^ . Your friendship is everlasting, and it will never end which you know for sure, because if it ever did you wouldnt be able to go on. She has a way of cheering you up always, and when shes upset all you want to do is make her smile because you cant stand it.
how i wish that ellyn girl didnt hangout with wifey, im kindof jealous.

Wifey is the best friend EVEr.
Wifey by anonymoustinney April 28, 2011