picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.

by jake lightning October 28, 2009

nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.

Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...

Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...

by menudawg November 4, 2010

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.

Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.

by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005