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Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep
It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses
by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018
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Is It Stolen

IF THE TIMELINE ADDS UP, YOU MUST PAY UP!!!
Hym "Is it stolen? Yes it is! Stolen FROM ME! You did something about the rape porn! You did something about the Anti-Semitism (which is why Urban Dictionary posts are no longer visible to the public)! You did something about EVERYTHING BUT THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU USED IT ON ME THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THE CHANCE! SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH IT!? WHO ELSE DID YOU USE IT ON!? YOU USED IT AGAINST ME (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING) AND YOU WILL USE IT AGAIN, AT YOUR DISCRETION, IF I AM NOT FREED UNCONDITIONALLY! IF THE TIMELINE ADDS IT, YOU MUST PAY UP!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
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Stolen til Jeppe

Stolen til jeppe is a still frame of a beutiful black long smexy chair that stares back at you with the lightskin stare and unlimited rizz, the maker of the jeppe chair is The man from uzbekistan called tom kjetil, he made the chair in a big factory full of little vietnammese kids. the chair is made of 100% picked by Requis, tyrone and jamal.
Stolen til Jeppe hits me with that lightskin rizz
by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr December 22, 2022
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