If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

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Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

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Big and spend so shitty

Being an obnoxious, over the top, shithead and asshole.

I do not like John because he is big and spend so shitty.

by ShiveArc December 10, 2024

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spend the block

to have sex with someone you have already done it with .

“ i’m about to hit brittany up & tell her ‘Spend The Block’ “

by lilzachnigga June 23, 2022

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doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

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a good spend

A good buy, worth the money

Originally from girl speak, now in common usage

1. Walmart rice? That's not a good spend. You should have got the 25 year shelf life rice.
2. Wilderness survival books? That's not a good spend. You should have got body armor.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

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