Sandman

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.

Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

Sandman

The act of suffocation through the muzzling of a pillow until the victim falls unconscious or dead.

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.

by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 14, 2018

Sandmanned

When a media outlet intentionally gaffes to make an untrue statement and dodge prosecution for libel.

CBS News reported on 11/11/2021 "Kyle Rittenhouse testified in his murder trial yesterday, breaking down in tears as he told the jury he murdered two men at a Black Lives Matter protest last year in self-defense."
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.

by SailbadTheSinner November 11, 2021

Sandman Game

A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.

Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?

Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.

by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020

Sandman

A Bitch Ass Nigga

"Man, he's such a Sandman"
"He's always doing Sandman shit"

by he uninstalled :crying_lauging May 15, 2023

sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

Sandman

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!

Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!

by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010