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Mister Q

God of pie and all things pie related, as depicted in the Book of Pie.
Mister Q, the giver of pies.
Mister Q brings us pies.
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krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.
Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.
by toll February 7, 2007
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mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"
by Nicki November 10, 2003
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Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."
by TUDE September 9, 2008
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Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream
by The Coil Meister September 28, 2010
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Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...
"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"
by Essy-k April 25, 2008
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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