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royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 29, 2022
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Crest

Girl A: "hey sir is such a crest"
Girl B: "innit"
by RhysWills August 30, 2022
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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!
by Timithin November 24, 2020
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Lester Crest

A man who is the mastermind to multiple armed robberies. he also like's to watch pedestrians when he hacks into cameras which is why he is sometimes called Lester the molester
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Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.
My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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did you crest

tiktoker mckbitchy says this a lot!
did you crest?”
by helloeveryone3 April 1, 2023
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Wildwood Crest

Wildwood Credt is located in the Jersey Shore. It isn’t as trashy as North Wildwood but is still the hella good time. It has the best beach and the best boardwalk around which is a few minutes away from Wildwood Crest. The boardwalk there has so much more to do than ocean city boardwalk. Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, and Long Beach Island are so overated when it comes to Wildwood. Those places are for the rich snobs who don’t know how to have fun. Wildwood Crest is specifically for the richer people and if you own a house there you will have the time of your life. People in Wildwood Crest know how to have fun which some people say make it a trashy area but it’s really just a fun time that only the best people get in on. Wilwood Crest is really the shit.
Girl 1: let’s go to my beach house in Ocean City
Girl 2: Hell no we’re going to Wildwood Crest where people actually know how to have fun.
Girl 3: Yeah Wildwood Crest is the shit.
by Userwhoknowstherealshit March 23, 2019
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