shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

shmegma by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

Boob Schmega 

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

Boob Schmega by Blanchy November 13, 2007

schmagma 

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

schmagma by Rob S. September 8, 2003

schmegal 

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

schmegal by beer stud May 8, 2008

schmegmata 

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

schmegmata by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

shmegmair by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

Schmegalmulch 

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

Schmegalmulch by gmilla! April 13, 2009