Mexican toothbrush 

Verb - Chewing a piece of gum instead of actually brushing your teeth to mask bad breath or halitosis, due to laziness or lack of time.

Dude, I had to give myself a mexican toothbrush cause I didn't have enough time before taking Mindy to the movies, I hope she don't want to get all up in my grille tonight.

Mexican toothbrush by Dixiespimp August 2, 2006

mexican tumbleweed

The act of shaving your genitals then glueing the hair to your partners genitals with your cum.

Yo john lemme give you a Mexican tumbleweed
I gave Lucy a Mexican tumbleweed last night

mexican tumbleweed by Sexy Finnish guy June 26, 2017

mexican tootsie roll 

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

mexican tootsie roll by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

Mexican Tow Truck by briguy360 March 8, 2010

Mexican Torture Stick 

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

Mexican Torture Stick by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011

Mexican Turn Table 

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

Mexican Turn Table by paulypizza November 10, 2012

mexican tequila sunrise 

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

mexican tequila sunrise by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018