Valentines Day Massacre 

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

Valentines Day Massacre by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

valentines day 

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

valentines day by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

Salentines Day by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

pseudo valentines day 

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

pseudo valentines day by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day 

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018