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Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022
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Dog

The Immortal Enemy of the infamous things known as C.A.T.S. Which are dominating the minds of young teenagers and old women. Also, some type of people called "scientists" call them "Canis lupus familiaris" for something called "distinguishing"
James: "Yo, Scientist James I got a new Dog!"
Sciencetist: "Habilis, may I ask to rent your Canis lupus familiaris for my fellow teenage Sapien who lives in the next to my habitat"
by hot red punching hood September 30, 2021
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Zchnoodle Dog

The act of pouring hot cider into someone butt hole and having anal sex with condom covered with cinnamon
"Bro I Zchnoodle Dogged Helen last night. Boi it was a doozy!"
by PIkahChew January 19, 2022
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Dog Shit

It’s lowkey Tyler back with a new word..

Dog Shit is lowkey what meh little 4 year old cousin called me after I wouldn’t push her on the swing... she then beat meh up..
You pile of dog shit
Ooofff
by Tyler and Jennifer April 25, 2019
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ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!
That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!
by Ironjack308 March 1, 2019
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Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.
Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.
by JP64 March 11, 2019
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Dogging the boys

dogging the boys is a crime that occurs when one guy ditches or leaves his friends to do something else less important, like a woman or just some free time.
Bob: Hey you know Jim? He was dogging the boys last night!
Sam: For real? Lets beat that cunt up.
Bob: Yeah! lets roll that cunt.
by syuko19 July 16, 2021
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