Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Cyber Sex

We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop

*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee

by I.don’t.care_6 May 6, 2020

sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

Non-Binary Sex

when ppl who dont have a gender sex

I LOVE HAVING NON-BINARY SEX!!!!!11!!1111111!!!!1111!!!!!!!

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.

Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD

by Crashy873 July 12, 2018

Sex

Something that I haven’t, and most likely never will have in my entire life.

Mark: Have you had sex before?
Tony: No. And I never will.

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022

Sex

Your just trying to get horny STOP AND GO TO SLEEP

The best thing in the world is sex

by Stop getting horny 😀😃😃😃😀 April 21, 2021