Dog

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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Chilli Dog .5

Unlike the chilli dog surprise, this one occurs when you're hot doggin' your partner ( fucking their ass cheeks pressed together) and the shit and your spread it like chilli on a hot dog between buns.

Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.

My girl gave me a chilli dog .5 last night.

Then I ate her chocolate taco.

by Brucebat Manwayne December 5, 2023

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dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3

“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
“oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”

by bees on a boat March 1, 2022

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