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sex

a nickname to say when a teacher asks your name.
i am sex.
by childsplqy August 17, 2023
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Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017
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sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz
i had sex with ur mom
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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sex story

-"Hey, Daddy, tonight I want you to make me cum." Jacquelle told me.

-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.

-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.

We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:

-"I'm about to cum!"

She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.

-"That was so good, Papí,"

We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.

And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
I hope you like my sex story, and I hope you may enjoy it. This took a while to make.
by HERHUGEBOOBS July 2, 2025
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oral sex

when you sit across the room from your partner and yell “fu€k y0u” at each other
we just been honing our oral sex skills today.
by blA{k wid0w February 6, 2024
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Gay-sex

When you are fucking a ladyboi in Thailand and you edge too much and fail to goon and end up jizzing in a man’s asshole who is dressed as a girl.
When I was in Thailand I had gay-sex and after felt like a sigma alpha lonewolf.
by AlphaGooningSigmaLonewolf February 23, 2024
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