Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.

“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”

by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.

My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."

" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"

by Shadi Raven May 7, 2024

Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

dab syndrome

a person that is addicted to dabbing and while the person dab he/she always eat pizza.

Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?

- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi

- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi

- Sorry dude :((((

by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

gyatt syndrome

When someone uncontrollably says gyatt to everybody even kindergarteners

Bro stop saying gyatt you have gyatt syndrome

by Mama booth licker December 10, 2023