Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix

Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp

by Fannylips April 21, 2018

posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.

Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".

by Presumably December 1, 2016

cock-box

(n) A total jackass, especially one who is particularly rude as well as overtly unintelligent.

Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"

Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."

by summerfinn July 13, 2012

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 28, 2017

Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023