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2 party syndrome

a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
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Mozzy syndrome

An individual with a mental illness worse than down syndrome
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
by Whoelse021 August 11, 2024
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Demiurge syndrome

A term originating from popular anime/manga/light novel "Overlord", where character called Demiurge is famous for misinterpreting things MC says.
Person "A" says or does something stupid.

While person "B" thinks there is no way person "A" can say or do anything stupid.

Therefore person "B" gives the thng person "A" said or did a clever meaning.

In such case we say that person "B" was struck by Demiurge syndrome.

If it is a common occurance, we say person "B" has Demiurge syndrome.
by JustPixels April 14, 2023
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wise man syndrome

When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit
bro 1. we should go party

bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024
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Harry Potter Syndrome

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.
Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.
by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019
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Horse syndrome

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
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ackerman syndrome

The death-causing syndrome of making typing mistakes

symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.
they type ikr as kit, bro they have ackerman syndrome
by Squook discord kitten uwu December 4, 2021
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